"Walter Sobchak: I'm saying, I see what you're getting at, Dude, he kept the money.
My point is, here we are, it's shabbas, the sabbath,
which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death...
The Dude: Will you come off it, Walter? You're not even ...Jewish, man.
Walter Sobchak: What the ...are you talkin' about?
The Dude: Man, you're ...Polish Catholic...
Walter Sobchak: What the ...are you talking about?
I converted when I married Cynthia! Come on, Dude!
The Dude: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...
Walter Sobchak: And you know this!
The Dude: Yeah, and five ... years ago you were divorced.
Walter Sobchak: So what are you saying?
When you get divorced you turn in your library card?
You get a new license?
You stop being Jewish?
The Dude: It's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing, man.
Taking care of her ...dog.
Going to her ...synagogue.
You're living in the ...past.
Walter Sobchak: Three thousand years of beautiful tradition,
from Moses to Sandy Koufax...
Walter Sobchak: You're goddamn right I'm living in the ...past!"